Moscow
Happy 27th Anniversary to my parents! So happy my dad flew in for the weekend!

Happy 27th Anniversary to my parents! So happy my dad flew in for the weekend!

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?

(via averyaveryavery)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via i-suck-dick)

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

(via averyaveryavery)

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

(Source: ms-tyrell, via averyaveryavery)

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

(Source: ungifable, via hella-hautean)

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

(via hella-hautean)

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